moose years

When you turn 33

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!

by Greyk March 22, 2024

18 years

A smidgen of time the seems like an eternity.

"18 years man, I never thought this day would come"
"18 years, to forever and a day.."
" I didn't realize time moved so quickly, 18 years today."

by REBel Siren May 14, 2024

Hyphen Years

The years between your birth and death, when what you believe or reject and do (and not do) on this side of eternity will determine your eternal destiny after your last breath.

Imperfect as we are, but with the help of the Holy Spirit, who gives us wisdom and understanding and empowers us to bear fruit in every good work, we can labor to enjoy meaningful hyphen years on this side of heaven—a life well-lived for Jesus, while promoting Him to the lost souls.

by Numerati July 31, 2024

fentanyl years

An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.

Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025

leap years

leap years are just basically years but only ONE EXTRA DAY is the difference

You: which do you like more leap years or regular years
Friend: dude it is literally the same thing but except the difference is just basically ONE EXTRA DAY

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

17 years and 364 days old

When you get treated like a baby.

Person: I am 17 years and 364 days old.
Other person: damn bro you cooked 💀

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

28 Years Later

A movie that just came out this year. It follows the other previous movies, which are “28 days later” and “28 weeks later”. In this movie, we are introduced to a boy named Spike, who lived his whole life in a quarantined camp in Scotland. He lives with his father and sick mother. One day, after Spike catches his dad doing something wrong, he decides to take his sick mother to see the mysterious Dr. Kelson. In the end, Kelson euthanizes Spike’s mom, they find a baby and bring it back to the camp, and Spike ventures off to find his own adventure.

I like 28 Years Later. I thought it would be more action packed than the other movies, but it’s still ok.

by Operation: Autism September 22, 2025