Grocery-walk

The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.

Yo! Check out Sam, he lost Lolly in the store and he's busting out a mad grocery-walk.

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

vibe walk

The ultimate vibe check. This is where TWO individuals take a walk (usually smoking a blunt or joint) and have a surreal conversation about life. These conversations can get really deep so be carful who you have them with. You can not have a vibe walk with more then two people.

Wanna smoke this doob and take a vibe walk bro

by Leo is my dog December 5, 2019

lank walk

Type of walk an already lanky person does that accentuates his/her lankiness. It involves a slight leaning forward, on your toes type of approach. Typically, the lanky individual involuntarily does the lank-walk while in a hurried state of mind (or when he/she thinks nobody is watching), leading one to believe that this is how he/she would always walk if not for purposeful inhibition.

Paul: Why are you walking like that?

Laschelle: (Perplexed) That's how I always walk.

Paul: You've perfected the lank walk.

by jols007 October 15, 2010

talk the walk

When you talk shit and can’t back it up.

Shane can talk the walk but is a little bitch when it comes to actually walking it. He fucking lumps so he should stutter the walk.
Fuck Shane

by AceMan10 April 20, 2018

Charlie Walking

Getting naked and walking around in front of your assistants in an attempt to expose mutual sexual interest. Originated by Charlie Rose.

After rejecting multiple advances by Bruce, Janet finally resigned after he kept Charlie Walking her.

by KennethNoisewater November 21, 2017

Dork walk

A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.

Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.

Check that out that Dork Walker, she must work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

by Silverbullet November 18, 2006

Walk of Fame

The strut a person performs while dressed in the same clothes they wore the previous night as they leave someone's house, apartment, condo, dorm room, office, hotel, motel, car, forest, etc. after just having sex with someone who is WAY WAY above their weight class and who without consuming massive amounts of drugs or alcohol (voluntarily) would otherwise never be caught dead having a conversation let alone a sexual relation with said person.

Mike: yo dude, didn't you wear that shirt last night?!? Are you headed back to the house just now?!! Awww....you're doing the ole walk of shame huh bud?!?
Steve: walk of shame?!? What!?! Nonsense man! I hooked up with friggin Sheryl last night!!!
Mike: Whoa! Sheryl!! GTFOH!!! She's way out of your league!
Steve: I know! That's why I'm walking back to the house so slowly. I want everyone to witness my Walk of Fame!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021