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The woman was perplexed about what to do with my huge penis
perplexed by Dirtbike rider November 1, 2013
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The crowd was perplexed because of the movies plot twist.
perplexed by UItmaWepn May 3, 2015
Perplexed defined "I'm not sure what to do with my daughter!"
Perplexed by Blissful_86 September 15, 2015
Hugs and prayers to us both😿
It would appear we are not the handsome gentleman either one of us are searching for.

The coincidences … so many.

I guess when you want something so badly, you will overlook the things that dont fit and focus on those that do.

When you have your word be a number it is easy to find when you search for new definitions. That is how I found it. It just happened to be that my handsome gentleman just deleted me from social media and then you had a post stating you needed to sit on the naughty seat. Completely fit my situation.
Perplexed

Again hugs for your heart. If you ever need someone to talk with you know how to get ahold of me.
That's what you are when something confuses the fuck out of you.
Women: exist
Me: "Holly fuck, I'm perplexed!"

perplexed gloat 

Weird flex
It's a perplexed gloat however tolerable
perplexed gloat by Please.Stp December 9, 2018

I’m perplexed 

I’m puzzled; I really don’t know what to do with myself. UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I really don’t know how all of this is going to work out. Really bad timing.

I’m just hoping maybe some kind of event happens soon. Then I can catch up with everybody else.

The world is beginning to overtake me. I don’t know what to do.
I’m perplexed. Everything is beginning to overwhelm me. I’m really overwhelmed and confused.
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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