honking weiner

The act of grabbing another mans penis over his pants when he is not expecting it and yelling honk.

At the weekly poker game Steve became upset from me honking weiner.

honking weiner by Weinerhonker August 1, 2016

illegitimate weiner cousin 

gaining a weiner cousin through your wife while married

My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.

illegitimate weiner cousin by timmy10 October 15, 2019

hallow weiner 

If people talk about, advertise, or sell merchandise related to Christmas before Halloween, then they are hallow in their weiner. This especially applies to stores that showcase Christmas during the fall season.

Joe mama brought up Christmas at the office Halloween party, he was a massive hallow weiner.

hallow weiner by Halloween enthusiast October 20, 2019

small weiner club 

For the tiny dick people in this world
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville

Me: im gonna join the small weiner club cus why not
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...

small weiner club by honorary Mexican April 13, 2022

P.P Weiner 

P.P Weiner (Philip Peener Weiner) has the largest phallus in all the land. P.P Weiner is the C.E.O of P.P Weiner's Penis Enlargement Company.

The ladies love P.P Weiner's monstrous member.

P.P Weiner by bigboizdream August 23, 2017

breeze off the weiner 

The smell at Q2 stadium in Austin, TX when the wind changes and you smell TLoc's Sonoran hot dogs.

Oooo wee! The Breeze off the Weiner got me hungry!

breeze off the weiner by tdb_atx June 16, 2021

Big ol' weiner 

A sexual game where a guy chases a girl around with a huge bonner out of his pants saying over and over, " big I'm weiner. Big ol'weiner".

Let's play Big ol' weiner

Big ol' weiner by leonardo draculay July 10, 2021