Walking Linkedin

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015

Waluigi Time

A time, initiated by Waluigi or another party who favors Waluigi. When Waluigi Time is in effect, all other actions at that moment are to be stopped, and all attention must be focused on the shenanigans and mayhem that the starter is allowed to cause. Can also be used to render another's argument invalid. One is also obligated to yell "waaaa" at random intervals. Crotch chopping is optional, but approved.

Inspired by the hilarious webcomic Brawl In The Family, when Waluigi made his eponymous appearance, and was so well liked he made repeat appearances.

John: Hey, what's up?

Harry: Nothing. Hey did you see--

*Waluigi drops in*

Waluigi: WALUIGI TIME. NOW THIS SITE IS FUNNY AGAIN.

by Mr. Tonberry April 28, 2010

Paul Walker Shits

When you run to the bathroom and take a shit that is very fast but mad furious. A Paul Walker Shit usually occurs the day after indulging in some 4th meal at Taco Bell or drinking MD 20/20.

Tyler: Dude I ate some 4th meal last night whilst washing it down with some MD 20/20. My guts are geekin. I gotta take a shit. I'm out.

Strap: Dude look at Tyler run to the shitter. He's got the Paul Walker Shits.

by Sweaty Waters April 15, 2014

wallace presentation

A variation on the "middle finger" obscene gesture. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle and only the middle finger is extended straight in the air. Generally considered to be a more elegant way to express "<screw> you".

Steve and Mike gave Andy the Wallace Presentation when Andy asked them to pick up the tab.

by Shames October 11, 2015

Walgreen’s Reject

When even Walgreen’s won’t allow you to come into the store.

It’s not easy living your life as a Walgreen’s Reject.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

Mr. Wall

The principal of McGavock High School as well as the source of various memes from sexual to intellectual. These crafty dank gifs and edits keep the spirit going in what would be a dull, lifeless, education environment.

"Why are you laughing?"
"Mr. Wall"

by MrWallMemeMachine January 5, 2017

Walter Roberson

A man who has put up so many answers up in the MATLAB forums some question if it is just one man doing this, or an army of elves under Walter's control. His current answer count is up over 41,000

OP: How do I do this in matlab
Walter Roberson: One line of code
OP: Well damn, that was easy

by bigredguy456 February 26, 2019