Up the sleeve

A variant of “in the closet” specifically for asexuals (aka “aces”) concealing their sexual orientation from others.

“My parents don’t know I’m an ace. I’m up the sleeve.”

by ThePipYay November 4, 2021

Up the Junction

London slang for being in deep trouble, as in “up shit creek”. Also, a great song by the British band Squeeze.

My wife left me and took my daughter, and I have a severe drinking problem. I’m really up the junction.

by febreezter September 11, 2021

Up that

To Use a firearm or any weapon that uses a projectile and aim it to kill somebody. The motion of a firearm going from the side of a person and being brought up to eye level is where the term is derived from.

Yo bro hand me the blicky im finna up that

by ACeWitablick January 25, 2022

Up your dick

A term used by 3 girls from Norn Iron to express extreme displeasure at a comment or action against them

"Aye, up your dick sure."

by Shauna Leigh, Eimer and Siobha February 11, 2009

up your cool

To become less lame.

Boy 1: "I love Avatar so much I went to the midnight showing, bought the bedset, and I bought the costume for Halloween too!"
Boy 2: "Dude, we need to up your cool..."

by 559987654 April 7, 2010

Up-Down Ratio

The ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down (or likes to dislikes) that everyone subconsciously calculates when glancing over items on this website or other websites with rated material to see if reading said item is even worth it.

"An up-down ratio of about 3.5, I'll definitely have to read this one!"

by Zeppelin/DC 56 September 23, 2011

Up Myself

When I am 'up myself' it means that I really think I'm shit hot. To be egotistical.

I just took the best selfie ever, but i'm worried that if i post it, people will think i'm up myself.

by Miss Tickle January 13, 2014