wanna-be tumblr girls

girls who try too hard to look either rich, grunge, smart, or better than you

Luke: Look at those wanna-be tumblr girls
Michael: Yeah, they look like idiots.
Ashton: Just look at their band shirts. I bet they don't even know one song by Nirvana other than "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

by kaelynnorm June 16, 2015

Tumblr Time Zone

That one period of time, (usually around 4-5 hours) in the day when almost all of the people you follow on Tumblr are active.

After the Tumblr Time Zone passed, it got really boring, with no one active and posting.

by UltramanVectis April 19, 2015

Triggered Tumblr User

Someone who spends time on tumblr getting triggered at peoples opinion.

They are usually very full of themselves and think their opinion is a fact so anything else is discriminatory or a personal attack

Did you see Rachel she’s become such a triggered tumblr user

by I fucking hate humanity April 16, 2019

Tumblr Down Syndrome

Tumblr Down Syndrome occurs when "edgy" teenage attention whores spend all their spare time on Tumblr.

Symptoms include:
1Feminazism
2Cutting ones own wrists in attempt to appear "edgy"
3Hating on cis white males
4Believing "cis" is an insult
5Writing shitty poetry

ie:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I want to kill myself.

6Listening to "obscure" bands such as mcr an 5sos
7Hating on one for having an opinion
8Creating cringey/cancerous fandoms
9Spewing bullshit via keyboard
10Pretending to be LGBT to appear "cooler"

Guy1: Hey ,You talk to that semi-gorgeous chick over there?
Guy2: Yeah, but it turns out she's got Tumblr Down Syndrome, you'll never get her.

by Ni11ioN June 10, 2016

1st Rule Of Tumblr

The 1st Rule Of Tumblr Is, Your Facebook Friends Should Never Know About Your Tumblr

Person A: "Dude My Fb Friends Keep Postin Dumb Shit All Over My Dashboard."
Person B: "Dude, 1st Rule Of Tumblr"

by The Guy In The Silver Shorts October 14, 2011

you're so tumblr

something that a perky white bitch might say when she sees a picture that you took that's artsy/cute, or you might wear a cute outfit and she'll say you're super tumblr, the possibilites are endless, unfortunately

annoying white bitch: oh my god gurl you're so tumblr i can't even.

by kitkatkattina June 29, 2016

to go all tumblr

To overreact and delete all NSFW content.

My mum was coming to visit, so I had to go all tumblr on my browser history.

by underbear December 20, 2018