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Tumblr Feminism 

Yet another neologism that cynical young guys use to put down feminism by dividing it's adherents into ever more fragmented subgroups and implying the usual misogynistic traits (narcissism, shallowness, irrationality, etc) instead of trying to learn a single thing about actual feminism or engaging with individuals on a level beyond that required for a supposed gotcha.
So your tumblr feminism is at least something to laugh at, while your typical facebook feminism is just a sad narcissistic joke and of course radical feminism is too extreme and intersectional fourth wave feminism is really just identity politics. Wow, man, look at that booty! Heya baby, got plans for tonight?!
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Tumblr Fuck 

An idiot teenager who uses Tumblr
This teenager does many things such as
•Getting offended easily
•Very unoriginal
•Makes up genders
•Obsesses weirdly about emo bands
•Glorifies self harming and depression and mental illnesses and other bad stuff
•Is very fake and tries extremely hard to be unique

And the list goes on
Person 1: Whats you and your friends (The tumblr fuck) favourite colour?
Person 2: Oh, my favourite color is blue, and her favourite color is yellow.
Tumblr fuck: Did you just call me "her"? That is transphobic, I AM A "THEY". I am neither gender.

*continuously goes on rant*

Things that qualify as tumblr fucks: Weeaboos, Furries, 'MOST' fangirls, and basically everything that is autistic.

Most Tumblr fucks are teenagers, but some do not grow out of it once they turn into an adult and that can be an issue.
Tumblr Fuck by Svorge September 4, 2016

tumblr pussy 

That moment when a guy is walking out of Chipotle wearing skinny jeans, a pink shirt, and sperry’s
Hey what’s up tumblr pussy!
tumblr pussy by schlermph October 19, 2017

Tumblr Beliebers 

Most Loyal, caring people you could meet online. They always know whats up. Probably the nicest fandom. they can have their mood swings, especially when it comes to Jelena. but they all have Justin's and each others backs. They are oveflowing with swag.
Person: "Tumblr Beliebers have swag."

tumblr gf 

A tumblr gf is a female you've never met with an attractive blog. A link to your tumblr gf's blog is featured on your main page menu links. You promote each other and are super cute.
"-About me
-If you're feeling down

-tumblr gf"
tumblr gf by itsokaykid November 9, 2014

tumblr position 

A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."
tumblr position by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013

Tumblr skinny

When someone is way too thin, borderline anorexic, just like all the popular tumblr girls.
-Did you see that girl over there, she looks so good.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
Tumblr skinny by corysaur May 2, 2017