When a man places his genitals next to a space heater for ten minutes before performing sexual, vaginal, intercourse with a woman.
Man 1: What happened with that girl last night?
Man 2: I had to dip out. She came at me with a space heater wanting a toastee.
Man 2: I had to dip out. She came at me with a space heater wanting a toastee.
by Pudge Jefferson November 15, 2009
Get the Toastee mug.When you fuck the brains out of your toaster, usually resulting in intense pleasurable feeling and a toasted dick. It is recommended that you eat a bagel whilst toaster lovin'.
1) Danny: I work at Einstein's Bagels just so I can do toaster lovin' all day long. Mmmm...
2) Chloe: I wish I were a toaster so I could get some toaster lovin'. Also, I want bagels inside me...
2) Chloe: I wish I were a toaster so I could get some toaster lovin'. Also, I want bagels inside me...
by tdnizzle111 May 30, 2011
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Dude, now we have to get her a toaster, what color was her bedroom?
I can't believe she's had sex with 3 of us this year, time to get a toaster.
I can't believe she's had sex with 3 of us this year, time to get a toaster.
by DD892010 November 1, 2010
Get the get a toaster mug.A molecular re-arrangement device which transforms bread into toast and makes other types of animal's flesh/vegetation slightly more suseptable to being consumed.
a small oven.
a small oven.
by f April 16, 2004
Get the toaster oven mug.a sexual technique between a guy and a girl that involves a guy pulling his dick out the girl right before he is about to jizz, then jizzing all over her chest and stomach area, making a zig zag like pattern that reflects a patern made on toaster streudles.
Dave did a toaster streudle on his bitch because she likes hot cum all over her.
(Verb) He toaster streudled that hoe.
(Verb) He toaster streudled that hoe.
by FunkMasterFlex447 May 26, 2009
Get the toaster streudle mug.A Toaster Scrambler is a room full of hot sweaty men either naked or partially clothed and derives from the Pillsbury treat Toaster Scramblers. The scene gets it name from the tasty treat due to the Pillsbury item involving a large amount of usually meaty items packed into a hot steamy, doughy, and toasted environment. A toaster scrambler is in no way, shape or form gay although there appear to be many homoerotic undertones accompanying it in the varying cultures where these scenes of sweat, stench, and abundant man meat appear.
Leah: You will never believe what I walked into at the YMCA tonight.
Steve: What happened?
Leah: I took a right when I was supposed to take a left and I walked right into a toaster scrambler that looked like it dated back at least to the 1940's.
Steve: What happened?
Leah: I took a right when I was supposed to take a left and I walked right into a toaster scrambler that looked like it dated back at least to the 1940's.
by Let'sGetTropical July 27, 2013
Get the Toaster Scrambler mug.1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.
person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!
by OhShizleIzleGar May 10, 2011
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