toad fest is annual 2 to 3 day event. In this fest young handsome studs and past primed bald men all gather for a non meaningful celebration. Alcohol sex and drug consumption is used to an absolute extreme. In all of the six years of this ceremony moderation has never been practiced. Every year the are certain rituals performed , so as the setup. The "cage" and the wheel of misfortune. Young woman from all across the the south shore above the age of 18 for consentful reasons. The come for the cheap booze the good times and most importantly a good stuffing from these liqored up men. Fat chicks are turned away at the door every year. The most important fact of toad feast is that this celebration is inevitable it stops for nothing rain sleet hail and police. The music still plays and the boys still lay.
Are you going to toad fest tommorow bro beans? " I go every year faggot, why would I stop now. If you question me about toad fest again I will kick youre neck off."
by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015
Get the Toad festmug. When a person is so disgusting and ugly that their face makes you nauseous to look at. They look a ballsack covered in warts.
Jessicas face is so disgusting I wouldn’t give that nasty Scrotum Toad a facial for 1 million dollars.
by VeeeC March 26, 2022
Get the Scrotum Toadmug. /tohd/
noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.
noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.
by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025
Get the Toadmug. by Tommyc November 13, 2021
Get the Wide load toadmug. by Mellyjae March 18, 2019
Get the Toadmug. These females are the most annoying, horrendous, stupid bitches to ever roam planet earth. Usually lives in Australia, year 7-10, wears cheap makeup, instagram stories are them admiring themselves. They have other toad friends mostly women too, they are sensitive as fuck nd can't get told to piss off without crying about it to their other toads. Think theyre the shit when everyone wants to bash them, if you even look at them or look in their direction once they will yell at you to stop looking at them because they think the sun revolves around them. They think theyre so special but will never contribute to society in an way shape or form, they bully people for no reason and whenever they defend themselves they use that as a reason to try and get them bashed up. they are stupid as fuck because they will accuse anyone of messing with them when nobody wants anything to do with them. they will make your classroom a shithole because they will go round to everyone and yell at you in front of every one for no reason. they scream at the top of their lungs because their mental age is close to 6. they honestly think theyre the scariest people alive but nobody likes them apart from their other ugly bitch friends. half of which don't even like them and are just pretending to. they act like the victims of everything when they want drama all the time. They also take photograph/record people in class to send to their toads because they have nothing better to do with their troubled life
Female toad: "What are you looking at?"
Teacher: "You're so full of yourself, what if he's not looking at you and looking outside?"
Female toad 1: bro, look at this photo of Ben I took in class today
Female toad 2: Oh my fucking god hahah, hes so obese honestly
Friend 1: "Jess is a fat fucking female toad honestly"
Friend 2: "I know that fat bitch gets on my nerves"
Teacher: "You're so full of yourself, what if he's not looking at you and looking outside?"
Female toad 1: bro, look at this photo of Ben I took in class today
Female toad 2: Oh my fucking god hahah, hes so obese honestly
Friend 1: "Jess is a fat fucking female toad honestly"
Friend 2: "I know that fat bitch gets on my nerves"
by justalilangry76 November 26, 2023
Get the Female toadmug. A BJJ fighter of no morals. Ignorant and selfish attitude who is judgemental with nothing nice to say about other people
by Cheap ass hoe November 18, 2016
Get the Horror Toadmug.