Tamber

A Mexican timber merchant. Mostly found across the South of Mexico and North of Puerto Rico.

el tamber es tan caliente
'The timber merchant is so handsome!'

by josefinaa February 11, 2019

Timbers

A wanky American soccer team from the Scummiest city in the United States, Portland, Oregon. MOST well known for the more-than-lame "supporters group" the Timbers Army (TA for short). The Timbers were brought into the MLS in 2011, where they didn't make the playoffs, didn't win any cups, and actually lost a cup (the Cascadia Cup) to their most hated (and better) rivals, Seattle Sounders FC. They're also the holder of the self-proclaimed "Soccer City USA" title. Probably should have a better team if you're going to call yourself that.

The Timbers Army wasn't too happy today. 48 seconds from kick, Roger Levesque from the Seattle Sounders scored a goal. RCTI...lose?

by ECSTID January 13, 2012

justin timberlake

taleneted singer who does not realize what is right on national TV...he's half of the reason why Super Bowl 38 will be remembered by all of us!

Dude, my respect for Justin went up when he performed in Super Bowl 38!

by World Domination February 9, 2005

Portland Timbers

The single worst football (soccer) team in the entire universe. Stole their one and only MLS cup, always lose, and have shitty fans that are a bunch of tattooed queers who drink too much toilet-made beer and everyone thinks are obnoxious as shit. They once lost to an amateur team. Their stadium is a baseball stadium. Their coach Savarese has an insanely punchable face, and every time I see someone wearing a Portland Timbers shirt, I’m vehemently offended. Fuck them and their damn owner. To be fair, the city is all right, but their football (soccer) team can go to hell.

Bruh did you go to the Portland Timbers game last night?
Nah man. what happened?
They got smacked by the Seattle Sounders 10-0.
Bruh I’m not surprised. Seattle is clearly better.

by Tyrashion2456389 November 20, 2019

Tamberly

1. A very rare name for a person, a Tammy/Kimberly hybrid.
Tamberlys are naturally destructive, yet gentle in their own way.

2. An extremely advanced state of drunkeness.

That girls had a few, one or two more and shes Tamberly.

by munjalou February 20, 2010

Turkey Timer has popped

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".

"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"

"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."

by AP in DC May 15, 2008

Human Timer Effect

The effect, when doing a lab, that the person holding the timer does not press the button at the exact time they are supposed to, screwing up the data ever so slightly. Abbreviated HTE

Our value for g would've been close to 9.8, but due to the Human Timer Effect (HTE) it was closer to 9.2.

by physicsmastaβ December 16, 2008