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brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.
I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.
by khaytsus April 15, 2010
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Grocery-walk

The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.
Yo! Check out Sam, he lost Lolly in the store and he's busting out a mad grocery-walk.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Walking AIDS

(n.) a sexually permiscous person who has one or more sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). Usually known by all to be a whore.
Woah, dude look at that chick! She's so hot!
Dude...no...just...no.
Why, dude? Look at that ass!
Dude, she's walking AIDS.
...oh.
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Jungle Walk

Jungle walking is the form of squatting on the floor, and walking quickly around while smiling creepily at the audience who will be obviously viewing you.
Check out Uncle Bill doing the Jungle Walk! But how did he get out of the vent....
by KiaraCera December 12, 2010
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lank walk

Type of walk an already lanky person does that accentuates his/her lankiness. It involves a slight leaning forward, on your toes type of approach. Typically, the lanky individual involuntarily does the lank-walk while in a hurried state of mind (or when he/she thinks nobody is watching), leading one to believe that this is how he/she would always walk if not for purposeful inhibition.
Paul: Why are you walking like that?

Laschelle: (Perplexed) That's how I always walk.

Paul: You've perfected the lank walk.
by jols007 October 15, 2010
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Combe walk

A walk of incite, anticipation or contemplation which happens over the distance of about 2 miles, at 2am in the morning.
"wow man, im really worried about what is going to happen tomorrow"
"no worries, we will go on a Combe walk to calm you down"
by PeterFan April 21, 2009
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Dork walk

A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.

Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.
Check that out that Dork Walker, she must work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.
by Silverbullet November 18, 2006
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