mesquite honey ranch

The mixing together of ranch and honey chipotle to make a sweet taste of deliciousness

When acn asked scoop what she was doing she said "oh you didn't know, this is mesquite honey ranch

by scoop 10 November 8, 2013

Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.

Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull

by Hanshot let March 28, 2017

Ranch

Extremely Based

"You're Ranch..."

by Gavin- November 1, 2021

ranch sandwich

The act of jizzing on 2 slices of bread and feeding it to your own mother.

I gave my mommy a ranch sandwich

by Linguini da sauce February 14, 2017

Ranch

To ejaculate, used most often in conjunction with Lettuce

John: Last night I spread ranch all over Amy's lettuce.

Mike: Nice man!

by Charkuma August 29, 2018

ranch dipper

A Country or southern girl who acts ratchet and sleeps around with who ever she can skank When she goes to the bar, she hopes to get double dipped,by two guys she's a ranchdipper

Did you see the girl Lauren on party down south 2? She's a ranch dipper.

by Vincenzo925 October 9, 2015

Ranch

A term describing weed that looks very low grade but is actually high quality bud

"Yo this grass is browner than chocolate milk "

"Its friggin ranch though bro"

"Legalize Ranch "

by Doctor Esophagus September 24, 2021