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textifried

When a dumbass texts you something bad that should really be talked about and not texted...just before a meeting.
The guy I broke up with textifried me and I couldn't focus on the conference call.
by thehezza June 9, 2010
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texis hot roll

when u put your dick in a girls ass and then rub the shit all over your cock then the girl suck all of the shit off
by paul buchenaked July 26, 2010
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textasm

The point at which two people actively engaged in sexting have reached a point in dirtiness that cannot be matched later in conversation, thus reaching a climax of sexual innuendos.
The conversation had clearly reached its textasm after the two revealed their secret fantasies. They could not figure out a way to top that and lost the sexy mood until the refractory period had ended.
by Saint Bennie August 30, 2010
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Texting Shield

When a student uses another student as a sheild to block a teachers vision allowing them to text in class
Hey move over in front of me so i can use you as a Texting Shield
by ThyGinger November 12, 2010
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Textiguity

Misinterpretation of a text. A text that is read incorrectly and can lead to textplanation, via text, which usually involves additional text that are also misinterpreted, ultimately leading to a textapology.
My girlfriend took a text message literally rather than as an intended joke. Due to the textiguity she has not spoken to me in 2 days.
by Pseudojef November 12, 2010
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texting shuffel

When you are walking and texting at the same time so a shuffle from side to side occurs.
dude quit doing the texting shuffel you keep stepping on me
by holly_340 November 22, 2011
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Texting Up a Storm

1) The processes in which someone texts on their phone that his or /her thumbs disturb the air particles causing drastic wind flow subsequently leading to a storm/ hurricane.

2) When someone texts so quick they seem to reply to a text before it comes.
Guy 1:, Dude, it's windy today

Guy 2:, well you were texting up a storm to that chick last night
by Mpolo September 11, 2011
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