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High school shop teacher 

By far the most power person in any high school. Who does the principal go to when he can't solve a problem? The school shop teacher, that's who.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
When I grow up, I want to be a shop teacher.

Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.

that vegan teacher 

That Vegan Teacher is a demented old woman who believes eating animals is wrong. She is a racist and should be put in a care home. She also is famous for getting banned on TikTok (Its anniversary is known as Happy Normal Declaration Day). She should get banned elsewhere, or not get access to the internet
"Have you ever heard about that vegan teacher" asked Keith
"Yeah, she's retarted" replied Steve

PE Teacher

A popular job for those predatory paedophiles who lack the necessary contacts for a career in politics.

As the saying goes:

"Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
Those who like watching small boys in the shower, teach PE."
"In retrospect the fact that Jimmy Saville dressed like a PE teacher was probably a dead giveaway."
PE Teacher by Beezus Fuffoon April 17, 2022

crazy music teacher 

A crazy music teacher is someone who takes an unnatural liking to his/her music students. Very rare.
Girl: "Man, Mr. Miller is crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah, he's a crazy music teacher."
crazy music teacher by AboutThisGirl December 21, 2008

angry school teacher 

Where you are messing around in class and the teacher proceeds to give you a blow job
Last lesson my tecacher became an angry school teacher

that annoying bitch teacher 

thinks they own the school
that annoying bitch teacher is the worst teacher ever