flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!
mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019
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autoclave tape

A type of adhesive tape used in sterilization processes, particularly in autoclaves.
If you’re in a autoclave, stay clam and die, because you’re too lazy to rip off the autoclave tape.
by Overall1728 September 23, 2023
mugGet the autoclave tapemug.

head tape

OOOO GIRL LOOK AT THAT ASS GO! THAT DEFS A HEAD TAPE!
I WANT THAT HEAD TAPE! LOOK AT THAT BOOTY
mugGet the head tapemug.

Duct Tape

The most powerful thing in the universe. Also the Mythbuster's material of choice.
There's a tear in reality?!? Duct tape.
by Brewsterion April 29, 2017
mugGet the Duct Tapemug.

xxx tape

hardcore sex tape,
xxx the highest rating of porn
the girl in the xxx tape has gnarly beef curtains
by DolphinFriendly June 26, 2024
mugGet the xxx tapemug.

Flex tape

The product of one god, Phil swift himself
He has rained down on us the perfect bondage for leaks
The ultimate repair for literal anything

He saws a boat in half and fixes it with only one of his great marks left flex tape
To show you the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only flex tape!”-the god himself
by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018
mugGet the Flex tapemug.

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