Theseis

The name of a very small kitten that is not going to get bigger that is black and White. And very adorable.

Mike: Hey is that a Theseis?!?!

Whitney: Yeah!

by RockMe May 12, 2009

thesaurus x

you thought was a dinosaur when you were in grade school when your teacher asked you to bring a dictionary and a thesaurus.

my 8 year old nephew, jam, asked his mom if thesaurus x are still alive these days because his teacher asked them to bring one to school.

by alexmanuel October 19, 2010

Thesaurafied

When ones mental capacity is so small, that they have to use Thesaurus.com to come up with synonyms for words to make them sound more sophisticated. This usually happens when writing essays or papers.

Mrs. Teacher: Johny, you always get straight D's but this essay that you wrote last night was brilliant

Johny: Yeah, thats because I thesaurafied it.

by koomi2 October 4, 2011

thesauri

The plural form of thesaurus.

There is really no good example of the word thesauri, since it is stupid, useless, and isn't really ever used.

by notabadexample March 8, 2012

These New Puritans

Really dull arty alternative band from England. Their second album Hidden is beyond boring with almost no melody or decent tunes in sight. Yet, this album was critically acclaimed by delusional critics, dreadful stuff.

Friend 1: "Hey man, you heard that new These New Puritans album?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, its awful shite isn't it?"

Friend 1: "Absolutely, let us never talk about it again"

by freeflow July 20, 2012

theosaur

A theosaur is a modern man whose worldview belongs to the prehistoric age of dinosaurs. He believes in super spooks called gods and thinks he has an airy-fairy clone, called the soul, inside him. This clone escapes from his body when he dies and zooms away to other-worldly places, such as Heaven and Hell, to enjoy imaginary pleasures or to suffer imaginary pain. godsHeavenHell

We live in a world full of theosaurs who hinder or obstruct our progress towards a rational way of life.
rational

by True atheist February 6, 2015

Thesbian

(noun) a woman who acts gay.

Helen and Lily are noted thesbians.

by Adrianna Lazaro February 27, 2015