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The Uhura Double Stuff 

In “This Ain’t Star Trek”, Spock and Kirk discover Uhura’s virus while taking her temperature both rectally and orally. Kirk and Spock utilize a common maneuver to properly apply the vaccination, which involves boldly splitting Uhura in two with some brutal double penetration.
Have you seen The Uhura Double Stuff? Kirk & Uhura sure have come a long way since their first televised interracial kiss in 1968!
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The United Conquerors 

The United Conquerors, also known as TUC, tuc, or TUC, is a rebel group full of communists. They are looking over to take over tcg and took down 2 of tcg's best defenders: 0170486cool and 2525whut. They killed countless amount of people and always exploit others with the aid of RuthlessGereeyHMS. Their exploitation of TCG is not well known by the public, and they brainwash people to follow their own agenda to take over TCG. Soon, TCG will end up like the Castro dictatorship of Cuba. Do not let this happen! Join the union today to stop these tyrants!!!
The United Conquerors- Communist pig regiem

The Universe 

Some information to help you live in it.
1. Area: infinite.
2. Imports: none.
It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from.
3. Exports: none.
See Imports.
4. Population: none.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
5. Art: none.
The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn’t a mirror big enough – see point one.
6. Sex: none.
Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art, or anything else that might keep all the nonexistent people of the Universe occupied.
Definition of Infinite

The Universe is infinite. Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow that's big," time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.
The Universe by Zkato May 1, 2006

flogging the unemployed 

Jen walked in and caught Zach flogging the unemployed.

across the universe

only the best musical ever!! its all beatles songs, and its sort of weird, but still, its a great movie. if you havent seen it, go rent it RIGHT NOW
Across the Universe is my favorite movie!

The Used 

The Used by sfsafdsadf June 23, 2003

cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop 

wot cops say wen one of there fellow cops is killed, is used in the song deep cover
Cop : theres bin a 1-8-7 on the motorway

chief: damn this is all we need where a man down