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santos

santos. san-tohs
verb.

Lying. Excessive lying. Any and every kind of lying. Usually used for personal gain but also lying when there's no reason to lie.
Don't santos me. I know you're not Jew-ish.
by davidhunternyc February 5, 2023
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Santorumonious

To authorize an abortion on your wife to save her life, then run for President on a platform of no abortion at any time, even to save the life of the mother. Because you "love your wife" but no one else's wife has any value. See Santorum, Rick (R) Penn. See also, "our abortion was different".
It's Santorumonious to believe "abortion for me, but not for thee."
by Hypocrisy Hunter April 10, 2023
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Santos

santos is the type of person who likes to eat so much he is built like a meatball his teeth look very yellow. Santos can be nice but rude to people he doesn’t like. Tiene mugre in su cuello.
Wow look at santos he’s munching up that Chinese food
by abrylollllipop October 27, 2023
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Santos

(noun): a dump taken after an expensive meal
“How was dinner?”
“Great, but I ate too much. I had to take a huge Santos in your half-bath. Sorry.”
by fuzzleduzzle December 15, 2023
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Santoryu

1. The swordfighting style Roronoa Zoro from One Piece uses where he carries a sword in each hand and one with his teeth.
2. A sex act where you suck on one dick and jerk two dicks off.
Only if I got to santoryu with those three chicks with huge dicks, I'd be the luckiest man out there.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man December 2, 2023
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Santoryu Secret Ability: The Billion-fold World Trichiliocosm

Roronoa Zoro's move he used on Pica from one piece, cutting Pica in half.
Zoro: Santoryu Secret Ability: The Billion-fold World Trichiliocosm!
Pica: 0-{ --<
by anonymous February 16, 2024
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Santoro Special

When two or more men have gay sex in a fire chiefs vehicle
“The Santoro special ruined my gastric bypass surgery!”
by JonMsucksNUT February 26, 2024
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