sporked

FUBAR.. Has mechanical problems.
Computer component that has been zapped by lightning or some other surge.

We tried to use the computer, but the modem, etc. was sporked.

by Lil Lady January 21, 2004

Spork

Spotted Pork

Beyond Spam, there's the madness of the meat-like product that is Spork.

by Samuel Griffon September 18, 2010

spork

Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the lightsabers are the mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.

Yoda - Strong within you the spork is!
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit.
Yoda - mmmm

by (pro'n Cass-I) August 12, 2007

Spork

A spork is the most awesome eating utensil known to man. It is the combination of a spoon and a fork and should be used to eat corn. Because corn is equally awesome.

Paco used his spork to scoop the corn on his plate and then to stab the last few delicious pieces.

by Sporkey McAwesome March 20, 2008

sporked

Codeword for banned. It originated on Gothic.net, where if a user is banned, their user title is changed to "eyeball SPORKED!", therefore to get 'sporked' means to get banned from something.

The admins at Gothic.net sporked their own mods! Trolls are starting to seep in and the site is dying. Let's find a way to save it.

by Hand Hanzo (ikarileaderbjk mirror) July 28, 2006

sporking

also, bisexual spooning

Ben and John curled up cozily sporking after a long hard day of work

by friendfriendfriend February 12, 2007

spork

the random shaving of a northern-himalayan yak, usually involving some sort of anal penetration involving cheese-whiz.........yep

"I just shaved my Yak..and I'm all out of Cheese Whiz...shitty...oh yeah...spork

by readermcneil July 29, 2008