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star wars galaxies 

An MMORPG based on the Star Wars franchise that would be really fun if it no longer contained noobs that want to become bounty hunters and/or jedis in one week. The community is in depth, and you can have fun doing pretty much anything, until you get good at it, then it begins to blow hard.
Typical SW nerd with no MMORPG background: OMG This game looks sooo sweet I wanna become a jedi just like luke yayyyy!!!

*1 month later*

SW Nerd: OMG WTF FUX JNSWKJSND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH STAR WARS AND IT'S TOO CONFUSING AND NOBODY EVER GIVES ME FREE MONEY OMG QWLJBJHSJB
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star stealer 

someone (or groups) who follow the trends to ridiculous levels often. For example when Avril first became popular, all the little teeny boppers ditched their Britney clothes to convert to baggy pants and singlets with ties.
phil "hey, weren't those kids wearing tutu's last week"
janice "yeah, this week theyre hardcore emo's, damn star stealers'!"
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Star Wars 

A popular space opera movie series first released in 1977.
Director: George Lucas
Music Composer: John William
I watched the latest Star Wars movie.
Star Wars by Oof_TheChungasGuy April 28, 2020

star stamp

The act of sticking one's asshole against someone or something.
I was about to tongue punch Betty's fartbox while she was straddling my face, but she lost her balance and ended up star stamping my forehead.
star stamp by slopass2 October 23, 2013

Star wars defense 

An Absurd system of satalites, antiballistic missiles, lasers, mirrors, and ground based intercepter missiles...capable of targeting and neutralizing any incoming missiles, through the use of a three stage system, within two to three hours of the missiles having hit their targets...

...well let's see, two to three hours for the targeting system to lock onto a missile at any given point, and about 30 minutes for that missile to hit its target...(and yes I have a source on this, someone who wrote the guidance program for SDI)
*obviously a very effective, and certianly real, non-made-up, program, not an excuse for embesselment(**sarcasm**)
-SDI relied on non-existant technology and computer systems that didn't yet exist


...The National Missile Defense, under GeorgeW., is not SDI, and in fact has no connection to it at all. It is a much more realistic approach to grounding incoming balistic missiles, that relies soley on ground based missiles, similar to the patriot missiles. Despite its complete lack of success in intercepting missiles, it is a much more convincing method of embesselment. And while the only succesful test was fixed, it is a promissing tool, that can at somepoint in the distant future, be used to counter the true threat to National Security in the modern world, the Evil Soviet Union (*no wait*) (*that doesn't exist anymore*)
The Strategic Defense Initiative Was A Realistic National Security Measure, relying on Space based laser power, and the pentium4 processor(quick no one tell Reagan, that it didn't exist in the '80s)

Star Wars Kid 

i wanna be like the star wars kid. hes making all this money and might be in episode 3.
Star Wars Kid by i hart the swk September 2, 2003