stolking 

something delicious but at the same time kinda duuuurty

mmm stolking misss b****y mmmm

stolking by asdfasdf1234 June 20, 2007

Battle of Stalingrad

The battle of stalingrad (1942-1943) was violent conflict between the armies of Russia and Germany. The conflict between the two nations was ignited when Germany broke the peace treaty they had with Russia and invaded the Soviet Union. German forces entered the city of stalingrad (named after Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin) after reducing it to ruins after massive bombing raids. The Russians counterattacked and the ensuing conflict became recorded as the single bloodiest battle in human history. Fighting inside the city ruins was extremely feroucious with both sides losing thousands of men each day. The Russians themselves lost 10,000 men in one day after a fierce counterattack. The Russians overwhelmed pockets of German resistance with suicidal banzai like charges and took back parts of their city. Fighting on the city hill known as Mameyev Kurgan was particulary bloody. The hill was bombed so many times that after the war grass would not grow their for years, and even today one can still find bones and pieces of metal embedded in the soil of the hill. The battle ended after the Soviets surrounded the Germans with a successful counter attack known as Operation Blau, causing the surrender of German forces in the area. Casualties for both sides are recorded as a total of 2 million people including civilians. The battle was immortalized for its complete disregard for human life, barbarism and unprecedented loss of human life.

A movie called enemy at the gates is about a young soviet sniper who is caught up in the battle and its harsh realities.

Don't fuck with the Russians. They're nuts! Did you see what they did to the germans during the battle of stalingrad?

Battle of Stalingrad by Jack McGurn May 8, 2008

Duck Stacking 

The hottest new underground sport, full of CRAZY, INTENSE ACTION. The goal is to stack as many rubber ducks atop each other as possible before your tower falls. Competitive duck stacking circles can be found in underground clubs if you know who to ask.

"Hey man, have you ever tried Duck Stacking?"

"Tried it!? Dude, I did a quadruple-helix megastack of 5 ducks, yesterday."

"Fuck you, man, you're full of shit."

Duck Stacking by Hotels March 18, 2009

stalingrad 

shoving the red armys flag up your partners butthole.

i wanna give you a stalingrad.

stalingrad by wolve eyes April 14, 2009

salking

Salking (v.) (Pronounced: Saul-king)

Salking is just the combined form of Sobbing and Talking. It's used usually to calm someone down while they're sobbing...and talking.

Person 1: *Sniff* Why c-can't we j-just be friends? *Sob*
Person 2: Please, just stop salking. It'll be better this way.

salking by Justin "J Weezy" Wulf April 29, 2007

Stacking Orgasms 

Stacking orgasms refers a method for causing what is commonly referred to as "Multiple Orgasms" which involves bringing a woman as close to orgasm as possible so that her body "stores" that orgasmic energy - do this multiple times so that when she finally does have an orgasm she's releasing the energy of five (or more) orgasms simultaneously. Women are capable of having several different types of orgasms including but not limited to vaginal; clitoral; fully body; anal; G-spot; combined & psycholagnic. What's normally refered to as "multiple orgasms" usually combines psycholagnic with any of the other types.

Stacking orgasms can sometimes be difficult if the girl has no clue what you're doing (which she shouldn't) because she gets SO CLOSE just before you back off a bit - sometimes they get angry because they think you're "screwing them up" so they CANT orgasm. They typically think this is what's happening until they find themselves STILL experiencing orgasm for several minutes after you've taken your hands (and everything else) off of them - there is no physical contact at this point; they are STILL experiencing orgasm. This is what "Stacking Orgasms" refers to. There is a SECRET to how it's done! (if you don't know - I'm not going to tell you).

Stacking Orgasms by Liquidbraino January 26, 2012

Stacking Paper Mafia

Stacking Paper Mafia is a large group of thugs who will do anything to get some money this is obviously why they are called Stacking Paper Mafia. They are usually nonviolent, unless you play with there money. No one really knows what they do to get this money. There colors are green and white. Many people call is SPM for short.

"Don't mess with Stacking Paper Mafia, you know they bout that life"

Stacking Paper Mafia by bout that life October 18, 2012