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a myspace stalker/wannabe

a girl/boy who mainley looks at someones page constantly wishing to be them,they look on there page nearly everyday to see what music they like,how they dress almost everything.They try there very best to copy them in everyway,probably steal pictures.A myspace stalker/wannabe is usually a 15-17 yr old teenager who has issues.
omg im so ugly im gonna try and clone myself to this person because i have such low self esteem and i am probably sick in the head.Maybe im a myspace stalker/wannabe erm... no i just like the person
by de1234 January 20, 2006
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stale peep

a friend that you no longer have/want
a cell phone number of a friend, a stale peep, that you banged and no longer want

I need to get rid of all these stale peeps, bitches wont leave me alone

My GF has my pass code to my phone, I now have to get rid of all my stale peeps
by scubasteve919 September 2, 2010
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Facebook stalker

someone who finds people on facebook that they may or may not know and checks their wall photos and outer information t find out stuff about them
I Facebook stalkered your Girlfriend on facebook. P.S. she is cute
by FacebookStalkerWatchesYou November 16, 2011
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Stalker

Following around the person you like even though they hate you and would wish to hit you with a scalding hot frying pan if legal. Some people call this stalking. I call it love.
Monica is always following around Jordan. His friends shout stalker at her across the hall. But she doesn't stalk him. She just loves him and likes to admire his fine buttocks while walking behind him.
by The Shadow Molestor April 3, 2005
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Stalker Smile

Noun.
Used when referring to someone who's smile makes you feel uncomfortable. Usually a full toothed grin with widened eyes and raised eyebrows. You usually find yourself expecting them to say, "Hey kids, get in the van, I have candy for you."
Guy: You know Barney? He totally has a stalker smile.

Guy2: I know, right? I can just picture him on the news for rape charges.

Or

Girl: Mr. (Insert creepy teacher's name here) has such a stalker smile. It creeps me out. I can't stand to be in his classes.
Girl2: Ugh me either. It always feels like he's checking me out.
by My Dad Has A Stalker Smile February 26, 2010
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Jerkin' off Stalefish

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.
yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.
by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011
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stalker

OMGWTFBBW!! This fucking creepy guy won't leave me alone!! He keeps sending me flowers, and asking me out on dates! He called me, and left a suicidal message on my answering machine! WTF! He has a wall covered with my pictures! HELP!!!
Someone please help me! HE HAS ME LOCKED IN HIS BASEMENT AND I AM POSTING THIS WITH MY CELL PHONE'S WIRELESS WEB SERVICE!!!**#!#@!@
by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004
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