Catching A Squirrel

The Code Name For : Jerking Off

"Be Right Back Catching A Squirrel"

by Mr.Google April 30, 2015

punching the squirrel

When you puke in a toilet

He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel

by Tunod81 November 24, 2017

Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel

A group of people or person that are/is crackheady', retarded, low-lives, inbred, or in general just dumb as two rocks fucking.

"Cleetus you Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel quit smoking meth everytime you do, you end up fucking the livestock!"... "One of these days your dumbass might actually fuck a female and knock up one of the poor bastards"

by Sly.Farron June 22, 2021

Squirrel

This is a term for a light person who can drink as much if not more than you.

Eric Ward is a squirril. He drank his body weight in beer tonite.

by Ralph February 12, 2005

squirrel

innocent looking race of world-dominators, planning to take over the world lead by the oversquirrel

by The Oversquirrel March 13, 2003

squirrel

A cute, fuzzy animal that eats nuts.

Squirrels rule!! They deserve some respect, too! I'm tired of everyone dissing them. LIGHTEN UP, MAN!!!!!

by Poppin' Fresh November 18, 2003

rabid squirrel

a excuse so that you dont get in trouble

Evan: *makes pencil hit the ceiling, making a loud noise*

Spanish Teacher: What was that?!?!?!?

Evan: Ooo, you just missed it, a rabid squirrel flew in, hit the ceiling and then left.

by hjfoytjro0gkfpg December 9, 2008