sploof

A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.

"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."

by slowmovin March 31, 2009

Splooge

The inproper way to spell 'Spooge.'

It's spooge, idiots.

by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

Sploob

The act of reaching out of your drug endused bubble that you concentrated so hard on to make it float.

She's sploobing her little heart out!

by HannahSueCarroll March 5, 2011

Splook

When your penis fires out its sperm after you masterbate.

I Splooked so hard there were spider webs in my room!!

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

sploo goo

The goey substance left around the genetals of the male, female, or both after sex.

"I have to go clean off all this sploo goo after last night! God.... I'm so sticky!"

by the hangar October 18, 2008

'splodinology

'splodinology
The study of 'splosions and things that 'splode.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.

"He's the professor of particle physics and 'splodinology"
"...'splodinology?"
"Indeed. Blowing shit up"

by GoughMan July 26, 2009

splooge-toot

farting after someone ejaculates inside your anus; causing splooge to shoot out.

That splooge-toot sprayed all the way across the room.

by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010