slapped the couch

To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.

With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.

by Bruce Levine September 28, 2007

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spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.

1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie

by BdazzL January 04, 2007

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Derp slap

Violently thrashing your torso resulting in your arms flinging about and slapping unweary passersby. You must let the movement of your torso fling out your arm, it is not a derp slap if you move your arm yourself.

Maddie and Layne derp slapped each other in spanish class until someone got hurt.

by Zesty Pepper August 18, 2011

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