scots

The Anglo-Saxon language of Scotland. Native to the Lothians and Borders ( and historically all of Northumbria in England ) it spread over centuries and displaced Gaelic - the native Scottish language - from most of the Lowlands. Most famous examples of the language are probably found in the poetry of Robert Burns. There has been much debate, which is ongoing, over whether or not Lowland Scots is a language in its own right or a dialect of English.

Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled,
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome to your gory bed
Or to victorie!

by siarach April 18, 2006

fat shits

big explosive shits

Dude Fran was telling me at work about her having the fat shits!!!

by fe"male" August 2, 2008

Smirnoff Shits

Runny smelly diarrhea after an evening of drinking Smirnoff Ice.

I am miserable today, I drank too much last night and have the Smirnoff Shits!

by B_Landie September 21, 2010

No Shits Given Phenomenon

A psychological condition in which a person has so much to get done but instead decides to take a nap.

"Man we have so much to get done between projects, busy work, and finals this week.. I think I'm gonna go take a nap." "Sounds like you're undergoing the No Shits Given Phenomenon!"

by SinfulStudent April 28, 2013

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

by strawberrkillfruit December 18, 2010

Shatsturbation

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.

After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.

by prosperoust February 4, 2009

shitsexual

A person who is attracted to shit

"Oh shitter me timbers shit is so hot. I'm such a shitsexual"

by doodoo bird October 21, 2020