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scoof

A fat middle-aged man in sloppy clothes who doesn't do any sport but prefers to sit on his sofa playing videogames or watching TV. A scoof usually works at factory or in the office, has interests in simulator games or fishing, likes to grumble at younger people.
What a beer belly! I bet this scoof hasn't seen his dick in years!
by Boltotron September 17, 2024
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Scoofender

Noun. A fictional invention of anything you can imagine something to be
Man I need to scoofender this idea so fast to be a famous inventor.

Man I came up with a scoofender of an idea
by 571T April 8, 2025
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scrmfidwnir

she could ride my face I don't want nothing in return
scrmfidwnir her body count and who she fuck ain't never my concern
by Nutslicker1000 April 24, 2025
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Scoffloding

To constantly play an unplayable computer game, despite all its issues and never winning at the game, just wasting time knowing it’s pointless but not giving up.
I hate the fact we’ve wasted 4 hours again, such scoffloding.

You are a scoffloder, just play another game.

What we doing tonight? Some scoffloding?
by Original Scoffloder May 9, 2025
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Scoffentainious (adj.)

A scoffing reaction or expression that spreads quickly from one person to others, causing a chain of sarcastic or mocking disbelief.

In other words, it means contagious scoffing.
Scoffentainious (adj.)
Describing a scoff or sarcastic disbelief that spreads quickly from one person to others, often causing a chain reaction of mocking laughter or incredulous reactions.

Example: Her scoffentainious attitude was so infectious, soon the entire group was laughing at the ridiculous claim.
by milan1311 June 11, 2025
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nob scoffer

Nob scoffer

Someone who likes to suck a lot of cock.

Scoff - Informal to eat (food, generally) fast and greedily.
She/he's a proper nob scoffer that one. Never known anyone to suck that many dicks in such a short time!
by mod69 May 3, 2008
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meta scoff

To scoff at the lack of a scoff
Mick : You didnt scoff when i made that stupid suggestion
Gavin : Did you just have a meta scoff
Mick : Yes, yes i did
by Big Gav28-30 May 24, 2009
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