Scratching Post

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).

Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.

by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025

Scratched the fly

To fail at something ; to get close at something but then to fail

“She could’ve gotten the job, but she scratched the fly on the interview”

by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024

Scratch

Scratch is a coding website aimed for children 8 - 16 years old. It consists of drag and drop blocks that offer a lot of possibilities. The site is used to post games, animations, drawings, and more.

Person 1: AAA SCRATCH 3.0 JUST WIPED OUT HALF OF THE COMMUNITY AND EVERYONE IS GOING NUTS!!!
Person 2: new account who dis?

by The7Guy July 24, 2020

boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.

Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?

by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018

soggy scratch

When you scratch your ass and feel a smear

Aw damn it I feel some residue, must be a soggy scratch

by Discreet_Hydra24 July 21, 2021

Bitch Scratch

Like being bitch slapped but the fingers are bent to use the finger nails to scratch and slap the face of your opponent. Usually used by vicious teen girls or drag queens in fights over lovers.

Don't be fucking with Liz, she'll bitch scratch you up so bad that you'll wish you weren't bitch scratched up so bad.

by Ol' Dirty Buck May 16, 2016

Index-Pinky Scratch

The index-pinky scratch is a ball scratching technique that involves only using your index and pinky finger to scratch your ballsack. Using the hand that you pee with, you fold the middle & ring finger downwards, leaving only the index, pinky and thumb sticking out. Then you reach for the bottom of your ballsack and start dragging your index and pinky upwards, slowly and intensely. This method targets the itchy area much more effectively with needle-like precision. Note that this only works best with moderate-long nails.

I used the index-pinky scratch technique to soothe my itchy balls and have never felt better.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2022