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Sweaty sanchez

To have a sweat mustache after intense activity
douche bag 1: YO DOOOD...i just pumped iron like a motherfuckin BOSS and im so FUCKING sweaty i think i have a sweaty sanchez
Douche bag 2: AL-FUCKING-RIGHT
by Johnnybertone July 9, 2011
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Vicki Sanchez

Back in the day, when u came down with the school-flu..

your Mom's would apply the Vick's Vapo' Rub to your chest & then finished u off with a Dirty Sanchez-type nose-pack to

tuck you in for the night.
Last night I was feelin all stuffed-up at bedtime, so my Mom's tucked-me in with a Vicki Sanchez and I was good-to-go.

Slept like a baby.
by deepeen January 27, 2012
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Yuneski Sanchez

Variation on a rusty trombone. Sexual act where a man receives a rimjob, but is simultaneously circumcised.
Next time that uncut fucker cums in my eye, I'm gonna give him a Yuneski Sanchez.
by A. Cox Hucker December 12, 2012
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titty sanchez

When a girl drags her finger between her sweaty tits, and then drags her finger under an unsuspecting guy's nose
I can't believe Ramona just gave poncho a titty Sanchez
by Holanda June 2, 2013
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Albino Sanchez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez - It s where a man smears cum on the upper lip of the female creating the illusion she has a white moustache, similar to an Albino's hair colour.
Al gave Kaye an Albino Sanchez in the pantry whilst no one was looking.
by Ethal The Frog September 22, 2013
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Matt Sanchez

An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.
Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
by Sandycheeks1 December 14, 2013
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Virgin Sanchez

As opposed to a dirty Sanchez. When you take quality chocolate, emulsify in your mouth and then while kissing your partner you spread it on her upper lip.
My man just gave me a virgin Sanchez, I've got cholocate all over my lip!
by La'Reesha July 18, 2015
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