by Hawk June 5, 2004
Get the Hot Spicy Salsa Number mug.A classification of a salesperson being unremarkably afraid to interact with a customer or speaking in such a wisperous tone that people cannot hear shit all from them.
Sam:So John, how many sales did ya rig up today?
John:None, nobody was paying any attention.....
Sam:Arrggghhh your such a Sissy Bitch Salesman!
Sam:Fuck knows how you became a Salesperson!
John:None, nobody was paying any attention.....
Sam:Arrggghhh your such a Sissy Bitch Salesman!
Sam:Fuck knows how you became a Salesperson!
by Xhskdkddkokddjjdjdsjhg December 24, 2009
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If you ever go to the market and the salesman tells you that his item is of "great quality," and then you leave thinking that you just had a good deal but 4 days later you realize that you purchased a worthless piece of shit, then you have been swindled by a Serbian salesman.
If you ever go to the market and the salesman tells you that his item is of "great quality," and then you leave thinking that you just had a good deal but 4 days later you realize that you purchased a worthless piece of shit, then you have been swindled by a Serbian salesman.
"Milos, you asshole Serbian Salesman, you told me this backpack would last me a lifetime and the next day my books fell through the bottom. Take a shower you asshole and NO, I will not have sex with your stinky wife in compensation."
by LaWhyno July 20, 2009
Get the Serbian Salesman mug.(Plural: salesmen) When pertaining to City of Heroes (aka City of Heroin), a salesman is a member of the "Family" mob that, when found in groups of more than three, will not attack under any circumstances under certain conditions (usually by stunning him, though it varies). The term salesman comes from the fact that he stands in one spot doing a lecture emote and he looks like a street salesman.
by Da Rabid Duckie May 8, 2004
Get the Salesman mug.A sexual act, prevalent among homosexual males, in which two people violently engage in anal sex. The catcher then defecates on the chest of the pitcher, expelling a mix of blood and feces. The two may then roll around on eachother, "salsa dancing" together.
by Dr. Cornelius Klaus September 23, 2008
Get the Salsa Dancing mug.Matthew loves to use Sales central because it makes his job easier when loading sales. Some people when they think of Sales Central think of Matthew straight away.
by smokiebbear August 8, 2009
Get the Sales Central mug.On a scale of 1-10, ten being a dime, this girl is below a one.
usually a .8-.9 rating. Basically she can not look any worse.
usually a .8-.9 rating. Basically she can not look any worse.
Mike - "You see that huge ass chick?"
Erik- "yeah dude she's gross, that's like a one"
Mike - "no that was not even a one, that's a sales-tax hoe"
Erik- "yeah dude she's gross, that's like a one"
Mike - "no that was not even a one, that's a sales-tax hoe"
by ErikDavis April 19, 2011
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