shronk

haha your momma gay

person 1: shronk
person 2: Adrian Michael I will beat your ass

by FatBitchIncorporated May 5, 2018

stroke it

(V) Another term for male masturbation

Sean likes to stroke it in bed in front of a piture of his dad.

by Sean_is_a_basterd.net.com.org October 23, 2003

stonk hoopa

An intensely erotic position in which a female places her head inside the rectum of a elephant while a male, or other female with a strap-on, penetrates her from behind.

Don't let Cindy go to the circus! She'll want to perform a stonk hoopa.

by mwheele2 May 4, 2008

Stroke the chicken

To try and persuade or provoke someone to do something when you know that they will definitely not do it because they are too scared.

Abseiling:

Brad - "Come on jack you can do it"
Jack - "I'm scared of heights!"
Brad - "Don't think, just do it"
Christina - "Don't stroke the chicken Brad"

by AbseilingMemories August 7, 2009

Stroke of Genius

When one gains epiphany while masturbating.

"(Fap, fap,fap) wait, wow. I never thought of that. I just had an epiphany while strokin' it"

Dude 1-
"Bro, I was jerkin it yesterday and suddenly figured out the meaning of life."
Dude 2-
"Sounds like you had a Stroke of Genius"

by Pathetic Limbo September 4, 2015

Stonkey

Stonkey, AKA "stick-donkey," is a verb, noun and adjective pertaining to an individual's use of the barbiturate alprazolam, colloquially known by the production brand XANAX. Depending on the proliferation of xanny use, the individual becomes more or less stonkeyish. A stonkey isn't necessarily an ass, but commonly you can find stonkeys wreaking havoc at parties after drinking alcohol. A stonkey loves to be stonkeyed, and xanax is to stonkeys as oats are to donkeys.

That dude is such a stonkey.

Dude, let's go get stonkied.

My man, chill, you're being a little too stonkeyish.

by G.O.A.T.123 May 22, 2016

Napalm Stroke

Masturbating with a Deep Heat covered hand

He's walking like he's just had a Napalm Stroke

by GrundlBrioche June 8, 2011