Tornado Slug

when someone leaves a trail of destruction by the wayside as they pass in and out of your life

that girl from Dakota is a Tornado Slug. she lived with me for 2 months and im still finding her shit in my house

by kobraa May 08, 2018

slug burp

When a low velocity load of semen dribbles out of the penis. Opposite of juice missile.

I took aim and readied my juice missile for her eye- but it ended up being a slug burp and I made a mess all over myself.

by iplowedwendy January 10, 2014

Slug racing

When you wipe/run your sweaty n*ts on someone’s face and leave a wet trail mark

Bro i slug raced on her and it looked like she just ran a 400 meter dash. “Slug racing?”

by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020

scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 03, 2018

Titty Slug

Takes place while titty humping, and leaving a skid mark on her belly. Similar to a snail trail.

I accidentally left a titty slug on Martha while making love to her bodacious tits. Damn you Taco Bell.

by Pierre Boudreaux April 10, 2018

Slug Log

A large uncircumcised chode penis that's slick from taking a dip into a vag.

Robbie surprised me when he pulled out and I saw his slug log.

by Sallytwist March 17, 2016

slug bite

When a bitch teabags someone and clamps her coochie lips to perform a pitching action.

So this bitch from tinder was ridding my face last night and she fucking hit me with a slug bite. Almost took my nose clean the fuck off, she got a gripper.

by DopeyMinkXX October 19, 2020