seternus

(verb) The act of participating in and or promting the taking of ones cousin or immediate family member to an event that requires a romantic date especially to senior prom.

"I asked fourteen girls and one guy to the prom and they all said no. And when all else fails, pull a seternus."

by kyle Deflice July 3, 2006

Secere Surprise

The act of pretending to masturbate and spitting on your hand and slapping it on someone's face.

You want to sleep by yourself, but you are at your cabin or on vacation and you have to share a bed. Act like you are masturbating then spit on your hand and slap it in their face and give them that nice,wet, Secere Surprise. It usually works like a charm. Or do it just to have a good time... try it out!

by BigC69 April 13, 2009

Several

More than a few and almost a bunch

Lisa Simpson: What did I get wrong?
Superintendant Chalmers: Several answers.
Lisa Simpson: Several!? That's more than a few! And almost a bunch!
The Simpsons season 20 How the test was won

by SnowWhitesPoisonApple June 11, 2011

Sewered

When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.

The opposite of being a wingman

"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"

"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."

(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"

by the product August 14, 2005

Sewercuse

Used to reference Syracuse, NY, by residents to infer disdain for their home town. Also used by outsiders to imply the C.H.U.D.-like mannerisms that the citizens therein manifest.

"Welcome to Sewercuse"

"I went to a show in Sewercuse the other day and got my ass west side storied."

by Thrashocalypse AD December 18, 2008

sewerpipe pasta

What some people call Penne pasta because it looks like little itty bitty sewerpipes.

{From a grocery list}:

light blubs
Special K cereal
sewerpipe pasta
taper powels
bungwipe

by Telephony April 25, 2017

sewerpickleball

A game played by 2-4 people. A large meal is consumed approximately 1 hour before playing then the players meet at the court to start playing Sewerpickleball. The first person with explosive diarrhea pulls their shorts down and shits on the court and yells Sewerpickleball!! The game continues with the object being not to hit the ball in the pile of diarrhea but if so a point is deducted from the side that hit it plus they have to clean the ball.

It was Taco Tuesday and Paul called asking about getting a group together for a game of Sewerpickleball. Aaron and Austin were called and we met at Mexican place and ate 6 tacos apiece and refried beans to get ready for the big match.

by Jose McSpray May 18, 2022