swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010

Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.

Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root

by The real ol dad February 9, 2014

ricky root

When a "city boy" wearing wranglers and boots takes his truck, usually a lifted Chevrolet, and hits water puddles in the Walmart parking lot after a rain storm, really fast so it splashes dirty water on the side of his truck so it looks like he went mudding.

Can also be seen in the woods on a Honda atv doing the same thing.

"Did you see Mikes truck? It had dirt all over the rocker panels, he mush of Ricky rooted this weekend."

by Alabama firedragon January 24, 2016

The Root of all Evil

25.806975801

"Hey man, you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, it's 25.806975801"

by CasuallyDefines December 2, 2020

grassy tree root

a sexual position in which a man sticks his raging nathan in a mossy tree root

christopher went to the forest for a grassy tree root

by rottenoysterwitharagingnathan May 3, 2009

dad's old fashioned root beer

a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added

guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.

by yuh8me June 27, 2012

the root beer float

The act of doing anal and having the femael gender shit on your dck clean it with her mouth and then keep it on her mouth and then you cum on your chest and then she spits it on your chest: The rooot bear float

man ishe really lovess the root beer float

by Soy Sause November 30, 2017