to release the poison from my snake

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."

Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.

by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008

Proper release

Lightly squeezing the tip of the penis in rapid succession with the thumb and index finger while experiencing an orgasm so the penis can experience a "proper" evacuation of the sperm and reaching the peak of the orgasm.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Getting a proper release."

by Samurai Cheezus May 3, 2009

sweet release

when you have gas but are unable to pass it due to being with the opposite sex for an extended period of time. when alone you partake in passing gas. typically more to release than just one fart.

John: dude that fart was nasty long!

Steve: yea I've been with Jessica all day and i finally got my sweet release.

by Herbs and Dictionary November 22, 2011

Release The Kraken

Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.

by The Zohon January 4, 2015

repeatard

A nuisance who repeats every funny thing you say or do, and becomes popular from doing so. Usually has the mental capacity of a Yu-Gi-Oh fan. See Yu-Gi-Schmoe

<Repeatard> LOZL!!111?/ Kets go nad palay YugiOH!1 Oh, YUgiOh is roxckint!!1 HAah d I wihs i weres a yugiohpe!1/

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 6, 2003

Rehearted

Adj. Re-hart-did - The attemp to be nice, but end up being annoying and stubborn. Thinking your helping out and being the mature one by going "out of your way" to help someone else out. Usally complicates the situation. Being reheated is usally followed by a rant, or unnecessary explanation. Common with retards.

Grayson : Let's take you car.
Marco : That's fine with me.
Mom Figure : NO TAKE MY CAR, IF U CRASH MY CAR HAS ONSTAR!
Marco : I can smoke in my car...
Mom Figure: MY CAR IS SAFE.
Marco: Your so Rehearted....

by DrKnotts March 1, 2010

rebeau

A temporary lover at the end of a long term relationship.

She met him the night of her breakup with John. Poe was her rebeau.

by commonsensei August 14, 2010