Redneck Teleprompter 

Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.

Sarah Palin glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the Tea Party Conference in Nashville.

Redneck Teleprompter by TedIII February 8, 2010

redneck ghetto 

one who is typical caucasion and likes beer, ford trucks, hunting/ fishing, and 4 wheelers but talks in ebonics and only listens to rap. they are typically seen in wife beaters, baggy pants, and have earring and chains. they are a confusing new breed as you are not sure where they fall in culture.

I know this guy Chris who is so redneck ghetto that he rides a 4 wheeler with 20" rims and listens to rap music while hunting deer.

redneck ghetto by kikitacular August 4, 2008

Redneck Circle Jerk 

When a group of rednecks back their straight piped, tuned diesel pickup trucks (usually cummins) up next to each other, put them in neutral and rev the engines. This usually causes them all to spew black smoke. The rednecks then roll down the windows and yell at each other and cheer.

Darrel, Billy Bob and Charles Ray all take their old cummins out and roll coal in that field behind my house. They have themselves a redneck circle jerk.

Redneck Circle Jerk by nickl7878 May 3, 2012

redneck windchime

A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.

What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.

redneck windchime by mj1955 March 24, 2010

redneck beltbuckle

The act of securing the shaft of the penis, when erect, in the waistband of your trousers, boxers, sweat pants etc.. such that the head protrudes above the garment in the spot a belt buckle would be.

When i woke up this morning with morningwood, I decided to suprise my girlfriend with my best redneck beltbuckle.

redneck beltbuckle by willy706 October 14, 2010

Redneck Recipe 

Noun: The recipe you follow when you do not have the necessary materials or ingredients for the regular recipe, i.e. wrapping a container in a plastic baggie when it calls for plastic wrap on top, using powdered eggs when you don't have any real ones, etc.

Girl: Hey, Mom, we don't have any powdered sugar to make these cookies with.

Mom: It's okay, just put some regular sugar in the blender, we'll use the redneck recipe.

Redneck Recipe by scruffyfan August 6, 2011

redneck chemistry set 

A meth lab.

Bo and his friends just bought 400 blister packs of Sudafed for their redneck chemistry set.

redneck chemistry set by biskits May 12, 2013