Quarantine Bitch

The online hoe you had in quarantine

Joe : Yo when quarantines over I'm gonna breakup with all my quarantine bitches
Stan : Yeah me too, I'l hit them up next quarantine

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Quarantine

bullshit

quarantine is bs

by Urban killer 911 December 7, 2020

Quarantine

Something that after 10 months we're STILL doing, all thanks to those antimaskers.

Antimasker: I refuse to wear a mask when I go out!!!!!!!
A genius: You're the reason why quarantine is still a thing. ❤️

by Pialinist January 16, 2021

Quarantine Fifteen

A 'Quarantine Fifteen' is what happens when you gain some weight (15 or more pounds) during the COVID-19 Quarantine.

"Yo man, you're getting a little plump... Did you gain a Quarantine Fifteen or something?"

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 16, 2021

quarantine

It's where you have to stay at home for 40 days, because French for 40 is quarante. But it's mistaken by idiots who think quarantine is another word for coronavirus.

Me: What does quarantine mean?
Nerd: Coronavirus!
Me: No, it means where you have to stay at home for 40 days.
Nerd: You patronising smartass, you are dumb.
Me: You are dumb with nerd glasses on, but maybe you know a lot about algorithms.

by Power476 January 20, 2021

Quarantear

An extremely long and excruciating amount of time, derived from the words “quarantine” and “year”

It’s been a quarantear since I last saw my friends.

by Jahogahoga1 January 23, 2021

Quarantining

The act of being in quarantine during a pandemic.

Ex: Sorry I haven’t been able to see, I’ve been quarantining.

by hubbersbubbers January 25, 2021