r/PoliticalCompassMemes

A circle-jerking meme cult that uses anything and everything in their power to repose the infamous LibRight

"All quadrants are based.... but LibRight. F*ck 'em.

r/PoliticalCompassMemes.

by u/Exile4444 October 14, 2021

Political coward

Someone who ensures their opponents are excluded from a political debate before an election. Numerous Republican and Democratic politicians are guilty of this.

Sexy Lady: Hey, why isn't Gary Johnson up there with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump?!?

Greg: Because they are political cowards. They rig the system so people will forever be slaves to the two-party system.

Sexy Lady: FUCK ME GREG

*Greg fucks Sexy Lady*

by stinkywhitedick October 8, 2017

Politicals

A group of political-entities that believe differing opinions are wrong.

"All these politicals are so corrupt in many ways."

by theorist November 30, 2020

political porn

A form of political propaganda and communism seen in the news. Political porn also refers to a few controversial news networks such as CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. A few examples of political porn on these networks include things such as communism, political correctness, political incorrectness, bureaucracy, dictatorship, immigration, President Trump, travel ban, NASA missions to the Moon or Mars or Jupiter and discovering new planets and science, World War III, Great Depression II, and future US states such as Puerto Rico, Cuba, Bahamas, Jamaica, and Long Island. CNN and other networks use this political porn to brainwash Americans into thinking that this stuff is "politically correct" when it's not. Political porn is bad for Americans as it is for modern society.

Dad: I'm going to watch CNN for an hour so I can see what's going on in the news.
20 Year Old Son: Don't watch that! CNN is political porn!
Dad: What's political porn?
20 Year Old Son: It's the many lies of the news in the world like CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.
Dad: Well I need to find out what's going on in America.
20 Year Old Son: Then watch ABC News, NBC News, PIX 11, or Sarcasm News Tonight. Don't watch the Communist News Network!
Dad: What's the Communist News Network?
20 Year Old Son: CNN!
Dad: Ok then, I won't watch political porn.

by mattysponge1999 October 2, 2019

Politically Homeless

Supposed to refer to someone whose beliefs do not line up well with any available party, but is often misused by fascists/the alt-right to mask the fact that they're, well, fascist.

I'd call myself "politically homeless" at this point, but that would associate me with the people who call themselves "politically homeless"... and I do not want to share my political home with them.

by Voxel Roguery September 18, 2022

Political correctness

a) The Quality of being both political and correct but where it is bad for some reason

b) This ongoing campaign by liberals but which no liberal remembers ever joining where words are systematically avoided or replaced in such away as not to marginalize anyone and progress discourse just like all ideologues everywhere do yet somehow that is bad and unique to liberals.

Probably just a blanket term invented by reactionaries which allows them to sound ironic and counter-Orwellian when really they are nominalizing all liberal thought in an attempt to homogenize it, discredit what could be fairly reasonable points by grouping it in with silly points and side-stepping the the responsibility to actually examine any terminology they find problematic on a case by case basis.

I kind of like political correctness because the alternative is being in the wrong. Clue is in the name.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

non political corrector

a politically conscious ans conscientious person who like it or lump it isn't afraid to voice their political opinion

a person like wolf blitzer can pretend to be a non political corrector all he wants; the sad reality is that he is so far bernie sanders left that he ends up being a media pundit and making a fool of himself

by Sexydimma November 30, 2019