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Definitions by FriendofAlice

Peach and Eggplant salad 

Anal sex.

Because an ass and a dick are represented emoticinically by a peach and an eggplant respectively.
Miley brought me my Caesar salad and as i watched her walk away, i wanted to give her some peach and eggplant salad.
Both erotically and ignominiously. Like when you're trying to get a favor from someone who is really turned on by you but who does nothing for you.

Originally from the Futurama episode "Love Labours Lost in Space". It's the 4th one.
Can't you ask a little more sexfully?
sexfully by FriendofAlice August 9, 2017

danish kiss 

Kiss someone after you have Ejaculated into their mouth.
You see that movie The Danish Girl? If you dated that girl you'd get a lot of Danish kisses.
danish kiss by FriendofAlice August 9, 2017

Bavarian kiss

Kiss someone after performing anilingus on them.
Taudl loved to Bavarian kiss because the taste her own asshole on Johann's tongue was delicious.
Bavarian kiss by FriendofAlice August 9, 2017
Some bisexuals like to use the biangle for their chosen symbol while others prefer the 2 crescent moons.
Biangle by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017
A characteristic of all words ever.
Made up by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

Political correctness

a) The Quality of being both political and correct but where it is bad for some reason

b) This ongoing campaign by liberals but which no liberal remembers ever joining where words are systematically avoided or replaced in such away as not to marginalize anyone and progress discourse just like all ideologues everywhere do yet somehow that is bad and unique to liberals.

Probably just a blanket term invented by reactionaries which allows them to sound ironic and counter-Orwellian when really they are nominalizing all liberal thought in an attempt to homogenize it, discredit what could be fairly reasonable points by grouping it in with silly points and side-stepping the the responsibility to actually examine any terminology they find problematic on a case by case basis.
I kind of like political correctness because the alternative is being in the wrong. Clue is in the name.