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danish kiss

Kiss someone after you have Ejaculated into their mouth.
You see that movie The Danish Girl? If you dated that girl you'd get a lot of Danish kisses.
by FriendofAlice August 9, 2017
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foster parents

The only pedophiles the government helps find kids to hook up with.
Most parents don't let their kids go out in sexy clothing. Foster parents won't let them stay inside with any.
by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017
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Political correctness

a) The Quality of being both political and correct but where it is bad for some reason

b) This ongoing campaign by liberals but which no liberal remembers ever joining where words are systematically avoided or replaced in such away as not to marginalize anyone and progress discourse just like all ideologues everywhere do yet somehow that is bad and unique to liberals.

Probably just a blanket term invented by reactionaries which allows them to sound ironic and counter-Orwellian when really they are nominalizing all liberal thought in an attempt to homogenize it, discredit what could be fairly reasonable points by grouping it in with silly points and side-stepping the the responsibility to actually examine any terminology they find problematic on a case by case basis.
I kind of like political correctness because the alternative is being in the wrong. Clue is in the name.
by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017
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Peach and Eggplant salad

Anal sex.

Because an ass and a dick are represented emoticinically by a peach and an eggplant respectively.
Miley brought me my Caesar salad and as i watched her walk away, i wanted to give her some peach and eggplant salad.
by FriendofAlice August 15, 2017
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Made up

A characteristic of all words ever.
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Bavarian kiss

Kiss someone after performing anilingus on them.
Taudl loved to Bavarian kiss because the taste her own asshole on Johann's tongue was delicious.
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spoilerable

When a book, movie or whatever could easily be ruined by spoilers then it is very spoilerable.
Do not read anything about that Korean movie "Oldboy". It is very spoilerable.
by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017
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