Mexican poker is a usually a drinking game. Two brave players take an empty beer can and take turns karate chopping it on its side. After a player karate chops it, that player holds the can so the sharp skinny edge is up so the other can give it a chop. The first player to chop the can in half with their hand wins and moves on to play a different opponent. Playing this game almost always leads to a cut bloody hand. Thus a champion usually has to retire after defending his/her title only a few times.
by swift220 August 14, 2006
Get the mexican poker mug.1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.
2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.
2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."
NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."
NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"
by Nick D May 28, 2003
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Derived from the Spanish (Latina Americana) word Pinoche, which literally is a word for the female reproductive organ, aka, the vagina. This is a countrified way of describing a man who is more feminine in his mannerism.
by Zane M. July 29, 2007
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Bzzz bzzz bzzz.
John: Dude why the hell do you have a boner right now?
Alex: Someone called me three times and I was too lazy to move. Now I have a massive Phoner.
John: ....
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Alex: Someone called me three times and I was too lazy to move. Now I have a massive Phoner.
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by phoners4days November 28, 2013
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by Superdooper91 January 15, 2008
Get the hole poker mug.A game typically played to take advantage of women that don’t know to play poker. They then lose an article of clothing one at time. While playing Strip Poker many players start stripping from the top (ex. Shirt) then go down their body until they lose their pants to the winning player. Some variations of Strip Poker allow the winner to keep the loser’s clothes for themself. It’s optional if you want to go on and bet the underwear or not.
Methods of playing:
1: To have the winning player of each round pick a loser that has to take off an article of clothing and give it to the winner.
2: Each Player bets an article of clothing and the losing player takes off the article of clothing that they bet in the beginning of the round.
Methods of playing:
1: To have the winning player of each round pick a loser that has to take off an article of clothing and give it to the winner.
2: Each Player bets an article of clothing and the losing player takes off the article of clothing that they bet in the beginning of the round.
by FrostedFreezer March 11, 2018
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by Tweewo July 4, 2006
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