PoAS

Piece of Absolute Shit - What Mary from Toronto thinks of Workday.

Mary -> Because it’s a PoAS and not user friendly at all. Basically, what used to take 5 minutes to do, now takes days, weeks or even months to do. Whoever invented this POS (Piece of Shit) program, I hope they burn in Hell for all eternity for inflicting this on mankind.

by fingersinmanypies2 June 29, 2023

Poasf

In other words, drunk. Trying to type “pissed” and ending typing “poasf”. Hence poasf is pissed on another level.

My mother in law went to this hen do and got poasf beyond belief!

by Z121212 July 29, 2023

POAH PANCINI

scored 8 pens in 1 season in b jpl he roams the halls of the slums in italy will eating his nona's biscits

ohhhhhhhhh poah pancini slotting away his 20000000000000 penalty of the year agaisnt the slum allstars brilliant

by pergus pedward pell October 18, 2023

Poatan

"Chama" 🗿

In Brazilian Culture Poatan means "Stone Hands" or "Hands made of stone"

Nickname of popular former kickboxing world champion and current UFC Light Heavyweight Champion "Alex Pereira."

"Poatan has knocked out Jamahal Hill!!"
"Alex 'Poatan' Pereira stop Jiri Prochazka in round 2!"

by chama.mp4 December 14, 2023

Poach Cripple

A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.

Jason: What's up poach cripple?

Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!

Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.

by daload November 14, 2023

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024

poatard

An Alex Pereira fan who does nothing but dickride him, more often than not a casual fan

Poatard: bro, Pereira's would beat Jon Jones, chama!
Normal fan: you're the biggest poatard I've met

by Xqacad April 24, 2024