pirate's punch

n. A drink that will get you drunk as a swashbuckling pirate.

Yarrrrrggghhhh!!! The Pirate's Punch!

by Keith Cuttlefish September 13, 2006

Pirate

1. A seafaring, swashbuckling, rum-guzzling, booze-smuggling, freebooting, filibustering, far-marauding, trespassing, sabre-rattling, word-cursing, gold-toothing, eye-patching, peg-legging, commandeering, vagabonding, bootlegging, buccaneering, highway-robbing, wave-raiding, booty-looting-plundering-and/or-pilfering-brigand. Occasional irritant to pre-industrial world trade and international shipping, see Captain Phillips. A person considered sinful and immoral by European colonial empires that engaged in the slave trade and ethnic cleansing. A dangerous criminal, unless enlisted on our side, and then known as a Buccaneer, a Corsair or a Privateer.
2. An original Pastafarian, as mentioned in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, one of the Chosen People, the precursors to the modern Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3. The sworn enemy and worst nightmare of a Ninja, to which a Pirate is always incalculably superior.
4. A saintly computer programmer, making expensive intellectual property free through their Bay.
5. An evil, profiteering, fat-cat, corporate, commie, big-wig thief, freebooting online content for its ad revenue at the creator's expense
6. CAPTAIN, Jack Sparrow.

"Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate be free,
You are a pirate!"

"Why join the Navy . . . if you can be a pirate?" - Steve Jobs

"PIRATES. I HATE THOSE FILTHY BANDITS."

by nogoodie2shoes March 12, 2016

Panty Pirate

One who steals worn panties to sniff while jacking off.

I can't believe we found those panties in John's room. He is such a panty pirate.

by DJCodio November 4, 2008

vagina pirate

A lesbian.
The female version of a butt-pirate

She may not be out-of-the-closet yet, but judging by the facebook pictures, I think your sister might be a vagina pirate.

by Kevmosis September 8, 2009

rock bottom pirate

A very unkown combination of drugs, producing a unique state of consciousness. Also used to describe the user of said substances.
The mixture is nutmeg, alcohol, and opiates.

"I'm so fucked up on nutmeg, tequila, and codeine, man"
"Dude, you've gotta have a name for that; something like... a rock bottom pirate."

by Dr. Gonzo (madison) January 16, 2006

pirates

An adult movie made in 2006 by digital playhouse and adam&eve production company. It has Jesse Jane, Carman Luvana, Evan Stone and my favorite... Janine. Followed up by a secound movie... that sucked. Used in as a word as a high quality porn or a high class porn or even as a adj. discribing an actress who is "whorie" but has good acting skills...

Angelia Jolie is pirates material, for sure...

wife:"Where you watching porn again?"
husband:" No, i was watching pirates"

by Knight_crawler February 6, 2010

Pirate Game

This is a game played when there are large amounts of beer and rum aka: "Pirate Juice". The players aka: "Pirates", drink in a room where there is a large bed. aka: " USS Marie Antoinette".
Pirate Language should be used when sober enough. Once the Pirate Juice has been consumed, the Pirates much go on missions to scew with people or tackle large inflatable santas. In the morning the Pirates must overtake a resturant such as a Waffle House or Quaker Steak.

" Damn son, when I get back from Singapore we are playing the Pirate Game."

by Peg_Leg February 14, 2010