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1. A seafaring, swashbuckling, rum-guzzling, booze-smuggling, freebooting, filibustering, far-marauding, trespassing, sabre-rattling, word-cursing, gold-toothing, eye-patching, peg-legging, commandeering, vagabonding, bootlegging, buccaneering, highway-robbing, wave-raiding, booty-looting-plundering-and/or-pilfering-brigand. Occasional irritant to pre-industrial world trade and international shipping, see Captain Phillips. A person considered sinful and immoral by European colonial empires that engaged in the slave trade and ethnic cleansing. A dangerous criminal, unless enlisted on our side, and then known as a Buccaneer, a Corsair or a Privateer.
2. An original Pastafarian, as mentioned in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, one of the Chosen People, the precursors to the modern Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3. The sworn enemy and worst nightmare of a Ninja, to which a Pirate is always incalculably superior.
4. A saintly computer programmer, making expensive intellectual property free through their Bay.
5. An evil, profiteering, fat-cat, corporate, commie, big-wig thief, freebooting online content for its ad revenue at the creator's expense
6. CAPTAIN, Jack Sparrow.

1. Noun. A large glass bowl piece of a bong, filled with marijuana and/or tobacco, that is intended to be smoked by taking one single continuous hit/rip of the bong.

2. Verb. The act of smoking the entire contents of the bowl piece of a bong in one single continuous hit/rip of the bong.

3. Verb, past. Very high on marijuana and/or tobacco. (Chedded)

Origin: Originating in Montreal circa 2015 from the acronym C. H. E. D. meaning "Clear Hits Every Day", a slogan encouraging the daily binging of marijuana and/or tobacco. A "clear hit" was understood as the smoking of the entire contents of a bong's bowl piece, usually marijuana or tobacco, in a single hit of the bong. The act of performing a "clear hit", with aspirations to do so daily, became known as "hitting a ched" and eventually "chedding". There is no relationship between this term and the word "cheddar" or any other kind of cheese.

1. Invisible lines that appear on maps and globes, decided by monarchs, rich people, lawyers and businessmen, usually right after sending most of the nation's young men to a grisly death in battle and letting their starving widows and children foot the bill.
2. Edges, fringes or extremes.
3. A crappy chain of US bookstores that fully embody 1. and 2.
4. Things that don't hold back the world's smartest, toughest and bravest doctors, who operate 'without' them.

5. Truck stops on EU roads. See Schengen.