Dusty Pie

Describing the vaginal area of a girl who doesn't get any action. In other words, her pie is dusty.

Guy1-"God damn Shaniqua is such a prude bitch."
Guy2-"Hell yeah, she has the dustiest pie in school!!"

Guy1- "Laquisha definitely has a dusty pie; she won't fuck me for shit!!"
Guy2- "Sorry to tell you this man but i hit that box every day."

by Mandeezy Waaa August 20, 2009

cream pie

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!

Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

pie-cost

Part of the dumb "pie-cost" joke.

Joker: Too bad we don't have a pie-cost.

Victim: What's a pie-cost?

Joker: Oh, about six bucks ... (rim-shot)

(also, same joke, using "hen-way" (oh, about 3 pounds ...)

by JerseyJohn August 23, 2007

Vagina Pie

A vagina with whip-cream sprayed over it.

Put a cherrie on my vagina pie.

by Scholarly Guy April 5, 2004

Strainy pie

A silly, annoying teacher with an irish accent.

eg. Strainy Pie: What do we see?
Strainy Pie: Eelam

by kjhfakfj October 17, 2006

hairy pie

Another term for a woman's vagina.

Checkout the hairy pie on that girl.

by james nguyen May 21, 2008

apple pie

a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell.

i feel like a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell. ie an 'apple pie'

by paddy mccleaver August 23, 2006