phuqeulogy

A type of poem delivered at the funeral of a douchebag, to lament his or her useless, counter-productive, pointless, or otherwise worthless life.

It is usually spoken by a person with intimate knowledge of the deceased douchebag's life and times, yet no sympathy for the d-bag's fate.

Borrowed from the greek word 'eulogy', meaning literally 'good words': this is an modern adaptation of the term, first heard on the awesome Bugle podcast on May 6th 2011.

Oliver: This episode is not so much a tribute to Osama Bin Laden, as it is a phuqeulogy ("fuck-you-lo-gee") to the big man.
Andy: (guffaws)
George: Get 'er done! (sips beer)
Barry: Mission Accomplished... (pretends to blow gun-smoke off his fingers before holstering them in the presidential pocket)
Andy: (guffaws)

by M1LRTYM June 1, 2011

Physex

When a talk about physics makes you sexually aroused.

physex physics sex

by JLSEMA September 18, 2017

Bad Pause

When you pause a Video, Film or Movie in a place that leaves one or more of the cast pulling stupid faces and looking like utter idiots.

Person1 - Dude, pause the video a sec, I'm off to get some popcorn.
Person2 - *pauses film* Oh shit, look at Robert Pattinson; Bad pause....
Person3 - Why the hell are you watching Robert Pattinson?!

by Matty Maggot June 29, 2010

Conversational pause

An awkward pause in a good conversation in which both of the people run out of things to say and are are frantically racing through their heads to find something interesting to talk about. Once one of them finds something to say, its usually just plain random and not connected to the previous conversation in anyway.

Person 1: ...And the next thing you know, the nigger started jumping him for his hotdog..

Person 2: ..wow that sucks......

~l o n g p a u s e~

Person 1: so.. what gaming system you got?

Person 2: ....*sigh*...we gotta come prepared with stories so we won't have that uncomfortable conversational pause..

Person 1: right.

by Slicknife April 30, 2010

camel phase

A human may exist for many moons without sex, going through life's motions and barely even noticing the lack of fornication in his/her life. Indeed, once a sex-deprived individual overcomes the horniness, desperation and loneliness of celibacy, and lives long enough in absence of sex, he/she enters a new phase of acceptance and ownership of this destiny. As a camel may survive on its own supply of water in his hump, humans, too, may self-sustain in their own self-humping phase: Camel Phase.

I haven't been laid since the Bush era. I'm in camel phase by now.

by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012

sonic phase

That one cringey phase in our life where we watch Sonic X, make our own fan characters, and listen to early 2000s anime music.

Fuck, Shane, do you remember our fan recolors from our sonic phase?

by YaLikeCringe February 19, 2017

No Pause No Play

No Pause, No Play is said after saying something sexual or “sus/gay.” It means if we don’t pause then we aren’t playing

“I wanna suck some mad dick rn”
“Ayo pause?”
“No pause no play you know what they say”

by NBug01 April 22, 2023