Press the Button

1. What wank translates to for girls, ie, the pressing of the clitrois for female masturbation.
2. A slang term for a girl masturbating.

Girl: Wow, that picture of Orlando Bloom is so hot! I have to go press the button now!

by Dragonfly 3616 February 13, 2008

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pheasant plucker

Somebody who plucks the feathers off pheasants, of course.

Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man,
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim,
All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Cause the pheasant plucker's late.

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, pheasant plucking I get stuck,
Though some peasants find it pleasant I'd much rather pluck a duck,
Oh, but plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But plucking pheasants is sheer torture, for they haven't any grease.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
He has gone out on the tiles,
He only plucked one pheasant
And I'm sitting here with piles.

You have to pluck them fresh, if they're fresh it's not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable, could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable has pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar of a Sunday 'tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant pluckers come.

My good friend Godfrey's most adept, he's really got the knack,
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I try and lend a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all this pheasant plucking keeps us here together.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
As a means unto an end.

Me husband's in the woods all day, a-banging with his gun,
If he could hear me heartfelt cries, then surely he would run,
For I've fluff in all me crannies and there's feathers up me nose,
And I'm itchin' in the kitchen' from me head down to me toes.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!

by Pete December 16, 2004

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pressed

To get one's shit pushed up.

He got pressed by the whole gang in the prison shower.

by Edward Norton March 28, 2005

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Pheasey

Absolute knobhead. Has a grey tooth and no testicles. Often has a third nipple and likes to have sex with Freddo bars. Parents normally throw them out and they tramp around and get kicked by other homeless people.

Pheasey: Will you marry me?
Jinal: No, you're a Pheasey.

by Pemile Ower December 18, 2010

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Pancake Press

The act of two partners putting their butts up against each other and popping. This causes the feces to be pressed in between the two bodies like a pancake. Usually done in sexual euphoria.

Derek picked up a girl at Panini's last night and she wanted to do the pancake press. At first he was skeptical, but now he does a solo press against the mirror everyday.

by Townsend December 14, 2008

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