West Paterson, NJ

A location in New Jersey, west of Paterson, Always refered to as paterson. Any time this town is mentioned people automatically think it is the extreme ghetto and refer to you living in the ghetto. This town is never marked on a map. Most of its attends are forced to go to the Regional High School, this town is the fall off of hispanics, blacks and whites, who have migrated from Paterson. Those who think they are now better than the residents of Paterson. This town is heavily populated with ghetto people, Guidos and fake ass girls.

Kenny: I live in West Paterson, NJ.
Sam: Oh shit you live in the Ghetto.
Kenny: NAH ITS WEST OF PATERSON.

by kbamdo October 18, 2008

Cade (pairing)

The pairing of Cat Valentine and Jade West on the Nickelodeon TV show Victorious. It is purely fictitious, but exists in the form of friendship.

"'Hey Jade, I really like you!' Said Cat innocently.
Jade proceeds to make out with Cat intensely. For several minutes."
Me: Bleh, this is awful Cade (pairing) fanfiction.

by darkshadows1234567890 August 1, 2012

Paternity leard

A beard that is allowed to grow without trimming during paternity leave.

Your baby smells like shit, and so does that paternity leard.

by Goveezy March 19, 2014

Pateros

Small town in the middle of bum fuck egypt, majority of population is hispanic, and even more of the population count deal drugs.

boy: where do you live?
Girl: Pateros
boy: where is that?
girl: bum fuck egypt

by bum FUCKED in egypt January 3, 2009

patiently

Masturbating excessively and sending inappropriate texts/ images / videos because you have to wait to be sexually gratified for a significant other to return

I am patiently waiting for you to come back from your trip.

by paper hats July 7, 2019

Paterini

A warrior, a gypsy or nomad, a Viking, explorerheretic of the Catholic Church. Hardheaded. Passionate. To be a Paterini is a unique compliment

It is exceptionally difficult to find a true Paterini in today's world.
I will destroy you, Paterini style.

by Great Sage August 22, 2017

Pair bond

Yeah getting fucked by a cripple also reduces your ability to pair bond.

Hym “Yes and fucking a retard causes a hardening of the oxytocin receptors and diminishes a woman’s ability to pair bond. So, hopefully their husbands kill themselves over the fact that their wife’s ability to love him was fucked out of her by a retard (and so that one of them doesn’t have to help raise her retarded kid. Marry the retard bitch. He can help raise your cripple son. What? No? Is that a bad idea? Right, cus he’s in a group home and can’t even take care of himself. Wait, does Missy even read this? I donno but I digress...) and then the whores kill themselves and then the cripple kills himself and then everyone wins... Except me... Which is fine... I’ll take THAT L.”

by Hym Iam October 13, 2022