Parench

N. A seating area at a park

Go sit at the parench.

by Blue Eyed Boatgirl May 10, 2021

parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.

An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"

by techyartsyman52 June 11, 2021

padenis

A padenis is a pad for your penis a penis pad if you will. Now while men can't experience menstruation a padenis is used and only used for when you slice your penis open vertically

Tod: yo what the fuck is that your dick?
Jake: oh thats just my padenis.
Tod how did you get it?
Jake: it all started with this cereal box I was trying to open...

by Tootsiepoop June 12, 2021

Pake

Basically what a cheese cake is.

"Sir, may I have that last bit of cheese pake?" The man asked

by Worstplayever June 23, 2021

_pakunoda_supremacy

A major weeb who lives only in her weeby attire and borderline looks like a Hermione and Harry Potter hybrid gone wrong. She leaves people on read for 3 hours and she probably shops at Hot Topic (weirdo). At one point she thirsted over Draco Malfoy. Enough said.

“Ayo remember _pakunoda_supremacy?”
“Gross don’t say that name.”

by gahtayum July 23, 2021

parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.

My parent-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

palenka

Palenka is considered every alcohol over 37,5%. This word is sacred in Slovakia and everyone likes it. Palenka has lot of other names, for example: pálená, chlast, balzam na dušu and chamuľa. Its comonly used with beer and weed to get perfectly wasted on friday night or tuesday morning.

Wednesday 6:47PM
"This week was pretty hard so far.."
"Yea... lets get some palenka and sit on the bench across the river"
"Great i have some spare beer at home, be there in half an hour!"

by Han2soL3 November 21, 2021