Pumpism is religion that's addicted to pumpfun memecoin trading, devving, rugging, pumping and dumping. Always looking for that next 100x, next hidden jem to make them rich while in real life they are just bunch of nerds loosing everything they own on memecoins.
by Herbiko April 14, 2025
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