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Pokey Joe

The act of penetrating a man's poop chute, by his female bonking buddy, during normal sexual intercourse. Penetration is usually achieved using a finger, however, the definition allows for the use of a sexual aid or some other specially crafted device.
I was banging shaun's burd last night and she gave me a pokey joe. No wonder he walks funny.
by The Haggis June 16, 2011
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pikeys

Pikeys are just basically gypsies from london, their are many big pikey families such as the Johnsons, many take part in bare knuckle boxing. Items such as a watch may be referred to by a pikey as a kettle, reasons for this i am told to believe is because of pikeys excellent 'negotiation' skills, in other words, just ripping people off.
Gypsies in the movie Snatch are referred to as Pikeys, where as in Ireland, they would be referred to as Tinkers.
by Baza July 21, 2008
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Pike

Verb- The act of being roofied or date raped in any other way
Melissa: Let's go to Pi Kappa Alpha's party tonight!
Sarah: No way, I'm not trying to get piked!
Melissa: Good point, lets hit up Lambda Chi instead, they throw better parties anyway and aren't total douchecocks
by 24Bama24 November 4, 2013
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Pokey

Tool used to stir up the weed in the bowl or bong. Also can be used to scrape the bowl.
Yo, gimme the pokey this shit needs stired.
by sToNeD January 12, 2005
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PIKE song

A nifty little tune about the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity that goes as followed.

We're Pi Kappa Alpha
we're motherfucking queer
Our brothers are all fagots
Who take it in the rear
Our girlfriends are all bitches
Our sisters are all dikes
So buy some fucking khakis
And be a fucking PIKE
P.S.D.A.B.F.M.
P.S.D.A.B.F.M.
P.S.D.A.B.F.M.
PIKES suck dick
and butt fuck men
Tony: Dude what do you wanna do?
Andrew: Hey lets go over to Pi Kappa Alpha and sing the PIKE song.
Tony: Great Idea
by us_laughing December 14, 2008
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pikeyville

Wisbech is such a pikeyville
by king of the pikeys October 11, 2003
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Pinkeye

When you stick your finger in a person's butt, then poke them in the eye
I hooked up with a guy last night an he gave me pinkeye.
by Pinkayyy November 30, 2016
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